for a grown ass lady I sure do have a lot of feelings about this band of idiots
the fact that we KNOW harry thumbs the tip when he jerks off fucking destroys me.
does this mean he gets rly wet. does he do it bc he likes it when it gets a little TOO MUCH and oversensitive. will i ever recover.
i want harry’s hair to grow so long we can all grab bits of it and twirl around him like a maypole
LMAO GOD YES PLS.
but that COUPLE thats like KNOWN around campus u kno. looking like they’re STRAIGHT off some catwalk or american apparel shoot, leather satchels bumping against their hips and ARTFULLY swept hair, MATCHING model faces, LONG LEGS AND CAREFULLY SCUFFED BOOTS.
and they have full reign of the plush armchair in the corner of the campus café when they’re between lectures, zayn quietly doodling in a notepad, harry tucked under his arm thumbing through a well-worn copy of 1Q84. there are CHARCOAL stains on zayn’s fingers. harry’s sipping at a coffee which takes three minutes to order and is essentially just WARM MILK.