for a grown ass lady I sure do have a lot of feelings about this band of idiots
haha thanks! I did have a brief moment after I finished reading the one that was written for me where I wanted to set my own fic on fire bc it’s no where NEAR as good, but I suppose that would be unfair to my giftee and I have to finish it regardless lol. ty again!
hahaha yes thank you!! the other was the one by ella, correct?? LITERALLY MY FAVE THING EVER. AND THEN THERE WAS THIS NEW ONE lol. zarry is just such a great pairing and Im so excited to have been even a little bit of an inspiration for both of these ace fics!
(I actually do have a zarry fic Im working on for the same exchange. mine it woefully late though, but should hopefully be up by the weekend. ty so much!!!)
Dancing On My Own for estrella30
word count: 58,995
side pairings: perrie edwards/zayn malik, harry styles/taylor swift, eleanor calder/louis tomlinson, liam payne/danielle peazer, liam payne/sophia smith, niall horan/barbara palvin
warnings: sexual content, infidelity
A Four Weddings and a Funeral au. Zayn and Harry keep meeting at weddings over the years, and slowly fall in love.
It would be hypocritical for me to say she couldn’t do it because everybody writes songs based on personal experience. I can’t say I’d have dated someone less famous to avoid it.
I think it’s people. You like people for who they are, so I couldn’t say I want to date someone less famous because of the hassle. You like who you like.
I think relationships are hard enough, so I think you have to completely ignore everything from outside. When you’re in the opening stages of a relationship as it is, you’re still under the pressure of getting to know everything about a person. If you have a lot of people from outside telling you what it is and they don’t even know you, telling you what your relationship is, that’s weird. So I think you sort of have to block it out and just have the relationship rather than think - we’re having this relationship play out on magazine covers.
FIRST OF ALL, i cannot be “FAIR” and “BALANCED” about this issue bc i have a “PERSONAL GRUDGE” against domino’s pizza company, i.e. i am “PERMA-MAD” bc they are “TRASH.” not even the GOOD KIND of trash that i have sewn into a quilt and tuck myself into my dumpster-bed with every night. it is TRASH THAT THINKS IT ISN’T TRASH and that is the most offensive trash to me.
not to be EVERYONE’S GRANDMOTHER who doesn’t understand TECHNOLOGY and is like PLEASE SHOUT INSTRUCTIONS INTO THIS OLD-TIMEY EAR HORN ABOUT HOW TO USE THE VCR MACHINE TO RECORD MATLOCK FOR THE 50,000th TIME before making a scene at big boy because they’re out of chowder, but, like: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?? AM I VERY STUPID (YES) OR IS THE POINT OF ORDERING THRU AN APP EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF THIS??? so that i do not have to open my BEAUTIFUL MOUTH and STOOP TO THE USE OF SPOKEN WORD — COMMONLY ACCEPTED AS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION — TO ORDER MY GARBAGE PIZZA?? i will likely never order a domino’s pizza ever in my life, but if i DID, and i wanted to do it with my VOICE BOX like a PLEBIAN i would just CALL THEM ON THE DAMN-ASS PHONE. IT’S 2014. DON’T PATRONIZE ME.
i am rich in spirit and in humours; i am very beautiful and powerful; i have impeccable taste and am fearfully respected by many; i do not speak to anyone if i can avoid it and THAT PARTICULARLY INCLUDES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PIZZACOMPUTERS. WHY DOMINO’S THINKS THEY CAN DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW, BUT I CONTINUE TO FIND EVERY CHOICE THEY MAKE AS A COMPANY PERSONALLY INSULTING.
DOM’S I WOULD RATHER ORDER PIZZA FROM THAT THIS FARCE:
DOMINIC MONAGHAN, ACTOR / HOBBIT / BUG ROMANCER
DOM DELUISE (’S GHOST AS I HAVE JUST REALIZED HE IS DEAD REST IN PEACE)
DOMINIQUE DAWES AND DOMINIQUE MOCEANU, MEMBERS OF THE 1996 “MAGNIFICENT SEVEN” U.S. WOMEN’S OLYMPIC GYMNASTIC TEAM
DOM PERIGNON, A MAGICALLY ANIMATED BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE THAT TELLS ME EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND THAT IF I DRINK ENOUGH OF IT I WILL GET OVER THE OUTRAGE OF THIS WHOLE CHARADE
in conclusion, i hate this, and they should funnel their time and resources into making better pizza, one that even i, a walking talking garbage dump with little to no standards, might CONSIDER someday forcing down my gullet. i have actively declined domino’s pizza every time it was presented to me in the last 5 years, the ONLY pizza purveyor to achieve this honor, including SPEEDWAY GAS STATIONS, HOME OF THE WORLD’S LEAST APPETIZING PIZZA and A GUY NAMED RICK WHO WAS SELLING PIZZA OUT OF HIS STATION WAGON ONCE, both of which i ate with pleasure. this does not make me want to change that policy. i won’t forget this domino’s. i will never forget.
got gym class in haAAlf an hour…
but she doesn’t know *raspy* who i aaam
and she doesn’t give a damn about me