for a grown ass lady I sure do have a lot of feelings about this band of idiots

 

Anonymous asked
Oh god of course you do, I wasn't even thinking! I'm excited for it!

haha thanks! I did have a brief moment after I finished reading the one that was written for me where I wanted to set my own fic on fire bc it’s no where NEAR as good, but I suppose that would  be unfair to my giftee and I have to finish it regardless lol. ty again!

Anonymous asked
I want to thank you, because I know you have a hard time writing zarry (although I love what you've done), but two of my favorite fics of theirs have been gifts to you! Without even writing you're an important part of the zarry team. Keep the prompts coming! (This isn't to say I wouldn't love it if you tried writing them again, but I understand that it isnt easy.)

hahaha yes thank you!! the other was the one by ella, correct?? LITERALLY MY FAVE THING EVER. AND THEN THERE WAS THIS NEW ONE lol. zarry is just such a great pairing and Im so excited to have been even a little bit of an inspiration for both of these ace fics!

(I actually do have a zarry fic Im working on for the same exchange. mine it woefully late though, but should hopefully be up by the weekend. ty so much!!!)

Dancing On My Own for estrella30

word count: 58,995

side pairings: perrie edwards/zayn malik, harry styles/taylor swift, eleanor calder/louis tomlinson, liam payne/danielle peazer, liam payne/sophia smith, niall horan/barbara palvin

warnings: sexual content, infidelity 

A Four Weddings and a Funeral au. Zayn and Harry keep meeting at weddings over the years, and slowly fall in love.

(Source: zarryficexchange)

It would be hypocritical for me to say she couldn’t do it because everybody writes songs based on personal experience. I can’t say I’d have dated someone less famous to avoid it.

I think it’s people. You like people for who they are, so I couldn’t say I want to date someone less famous because of the hassle. You like who you like.

I think relationships are hard enough, so I think you have to completely ignore everything from outside. When you’re in the opening stages of a relationship as it is, you’re still under the pressure of getting to know everything about a person. If you have a lot of people from outside telling you what it is and they don’t even know you, telling you what your relationship is, that’s weird. So I think you sort of have to block it out and just have the relationship rather than think - we’re having this relationship play out on magazine covers.

Harry Styles on the possibility of Taylor writing a song about him, and dating in the public eye. X (via palegingerbabies)

rubdown asked
Eva but please. Your anger towards pizza franchise DOMINO'S and their trash mountain excuse of an ad campaign where they shit on themselves is well documented, OF COURSE, but now I wanna know somethin else. What are your feelings on their new app? They apparently named it DOM? You can YELL INTO IT and a pizza will be brought to you? HELP US UNDERSTAND.

agonyandagony:

FIRST OF ALL, i cannot be “FAIR” and “BALANCED” about this issue bc i have a “PERSONAL GRUDGE” against domino’s pizza company, i.e. i am “PERMA-MAD” bc they are “TRASH.” not even the GOOD KIND of trash that i have sewn into a quilt and tuck myself into my dumpster-bed with every night. it is TRASH THAT THINKS IT ISN’T TRASH and that is the most offensive trash to me.

BUT ANYWAY.

not to be EVERYONE’S GRANDMOTHER who doesn’t understand TECHNOLOGY and is like PLEASE SHOUT INSTRUCTIONS INTO THIS OLD-TIMEY EAR HORN ABOUT HOW TO USE THE VCR MACHINE TO RECORD MATLOCK FOR THE 50,000th TIME before making a scene at big boy because they’re out of chowder, but, like: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?? AM I VERY STUPID (YES) OR IS THE POINT OF ORDERING THRU AN APP EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF THIS??? so that i do not have to open my BEAUTIFUL MOUTH and STOOP TO THE USE OF SPOKEN WORD — COMMONLY ACCEPTED AS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION — TO ORDER MY GARBAGE PIZZA?? i will likely never order a domino’s pizza ever in my life, but if i DID, and i wanted to do it with my VOICE BOX like a PLEBIAN i would just CALL THEM ON THE DAMN-ASS PHONE. IT’S 2014. DON’T PATRONIZE ME.

i am rich in spirit and in humours; i am very beautiful and powerful; i have impeccable taste and am fearfully respected by many; i do not speak to anyone if i can avoid it and THAT PARTICULARLY INCLUDES ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PIZZACOMPUTERS. WHY DOMINO’S THINKS THEY CAN DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW, BUT I CONTINUE TO FIND EVERY CHOICE THEY MAKE AS A COMPANY PERSONALLY INSULTING.

DOM’S I WOULD RATHER ORDER PIZZA FROM THAT THIS FARCE:

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DOMINIC MONAGHAN, ACTOR / HOBBIT / BUG ROMANCER

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DOM DELUISE (’S GHOST AS I HAVE JUST REALIZED HE IS DEAD REST IN PEACE)

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DOMINIQUE DAWES AND DOMINIQUE MOCEANU, MEMBERS OF THE 1996 “MAGNIFICENT SEVEN” U.S. WOMEN’S OLYMPIC GYMNASTIC TEAM

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DOM PERIGNON, A MAGICALLY ANIMATED BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE THAT TELLS ME EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND THAT IF I DRINK ENOUGH OF IT I WILL GET OVER THE OUTRAGE OF THIS WHOLE CHARADE

in conclusion, i hate this, and they should funnel their time and resources into making better pizza, one that even i, a walking talking garbage dump with little to no standards, might CONSIDER someday forcing down my gullet. i have actively declined domino’s pizza every time it was presented to me in the last 5 years, the ONLY pizza purveyor to achieve this honor, including SPEEDWAY GAS STATIONS, HOME OF THE WORLD’S LEAST APPETIZING PIZZA and A GUY NAMED RICK WHO WAS SELLING PIZZA OUT OF HIS STATION WAGON ONCE, both of which i ate with pleasure. this does not make me want to change that policy. i won’t forget this domino’s. i will never forget.

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ohshutupharry:

got gym class in haAAlf an hour…

but she doesn’t know *raspy* who i aaam

and she doesn’t give a damn about me

taylorswift:

imnotsomefloozy:

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.Pow. Done.
OR
If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.
http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/
***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***
I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.
Why?
Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.
Bye.

taylorswift:

imnotsomefloozy:

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this.
The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.
Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control.
If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.